Please, Hammer, Don't Hurt Yourself

From atlantabraves.com:

Rapper MC Hammer was in camp the past two days filming a commercial for Turner South. He took batting practice before Friday's workout and hit a few shots into the outfield.

That's, what, 120 feet or so? No word on whether Matt Diaz looked worried...

FOX buys Turner South

In my South, a man can become an American citizen for the sole reason of controlling untold number of media outlets. In my South, the voice of the Braves is not Skip or Pete or Joe or Don, but a man known as the Wimperoo. A man can be the world's largest purveyor of pornography, and contribute his profits to pious Republican campaigns, in my South -- and oh, the money flows like water down the mighty Chattahoochee. I'm Rupert Murdoch, and this is my South.