We Might Be In Trouble

Last week the Phillies, who have starting rotation issues right along with their division competitors, brought up super-prospect Cole Hamels from Scranton and installed him in the rotation. He was wild but effective in his first start against the Reds, and struggled yesterday against the Brewers.

A look at his minor league numbers and it's obvious he's something special. But, as with any burgeoning legend, it's the anecdotal evidence that really grabs you. And if this collection is any indication, it could be a long summer for all those not named Cole Hamels.

For instance, did you know:

"Cole Hamels once threw a curve ball so well that the batter's children struck out."

"When Delmon Young heard Cole was promoted to triple-A, he went and got himself suspended."

and...

"Cole Hamels' preferred catcher is Cole Hamels."

Something like that's gotta be true. I'm frightened.